1. ben-c:

    in light of how absolutely lovely my followers have been lately i felt you deserved something in return  uwu

    i didn’t have a ton of money to do a large giveaway but i’ve put together a little one ^_^

    basically:

    • follow me, my sherlock blog, and this kitten
    • only reblogs count, like if u want but it aint gonna do shit lol
    • yes i’ll ship anywhere

    things:

    • anatomical heart necklace
    • tardis pillow
    • sherlock poster

    i’m away most of august so ends august 30th  uwu

    (via havocwreaker)

     
  2. supremebeyonce:

    twerkynacho:

    twerkynacho:

    dreamwurks:

    the-babe:

    cumdoodle:

    Nash Grier compilation of comebacks

    "he probably shaves her arms while she sleeps"

    mandatory update:

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    these are the best

    but wait there’s more

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    don’t stop this is great 

    He’s such an imbecile.

    (via secretlymartinfreeman)

     

  3. alwaysri8:

    gaybrielandasstiel:

    thespooklock:

    thespooklock:

    so my plan for halloween is to dress up as a Nazgul with my black horse and go trick or treating but instead of saying “trick or treat” i’ll either scream or hiss “Bagginssssssssss, Shhhhhhhire” and then ransack their villages in my search for the One Ring

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    i bet

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    you guys

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    thought

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    i was joking

    oh dear god

    HOW MANY PEOPLE DID YOU TERRORIZE

    (Source: onvavoiir, via harryosburne)

     
  4. phasers:

    phasers’ slightly-used tablet giveaway

    Includes:

    - Wacom Bamboo with original components & some original packaging

    used a handful of times but I’d rather it go to someone who can spend more time with it!

    Rules:

    - you don’t have to follow me but it’d be cool if you did

    - like & reblog as many times as you wish

    - no giveaway blogs please!

    - I will ship within Canada and the continental United States

    - your inbox must be open & I will need a non-P.O. Box address!

    - winner has 48 hours to respond

    giveaway ends July 23rd

    good luck!

    (via harryosburne)

     

  5. windycarnage:

    windycarnage:

    windycarnage:

    i am just a tiny bun dont b mean 2 me pls

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    there are some people who have only reblogged the top gif and have no idea about the bottom gif and i feel like that sums up my relationships with a lot of people

    (via harryosburne)

     
  6. lady-wylfsbane:

    themorbidmaiden:

    whenever i see tripp pants i remember when i was in my senior year of high school. there was this sophmore girl who would sit the table me and some of my friends sat at during lunch period. she dated a guy who graduated before us but we knew him because he wore these pants almost every day.

    one day she came to the table very upset, and when we asked her what was wrong, she said she broke up with her boyfriend because he lied all the time. he had been telling lies throughout their entire relationship. you wanna know what the lies were? he lied to her saying he was adopted, and he was a half-vampire demigod. she was crying

    she was crying because her boyfriend lied to her about being an adopted half-vampire demigod

    she believed

    When I was in high school the guy I’m dating and living with now was a few years older than my friends and I and he had was a goth kid too but he’s very intelligent and charismatic and loved to mess with the crazy goth kids so he has them all believing he was a 3000 year old vampire lord who knew Jesus and he had a bet with him and now Jesus owes him 2 goats which is now like $500 and Jesus started Christianity and died to get out of the deal so he was waiting for the second coming to get his money from Jesus which is only going to increase with inflation and interest and all these 14-15 year olds actually believed him and that he had the powers and shit so he used it to start a ‘cult following’ and these kids would bring him food and buy him gifts and even when he told them to stop they wouldn’t leave him alone and it’s amazing what high school kids believe

    (via goatboats)

     

  7. When a video game lets you move during extended dialogue:

     
  8. steadmanslick:

    imagine someone robbing a fucking bank with this mask on

    (Source: rune-midgarts, via mermeme)

     
  9. stabilitynow:

    phan-you-not:

    booberrytartsandjam:

    We asked people to look in a mirror and describe what they saw. What they didn’t know was that there were strangers on the other side of the mirror, giving their first impressions.’

    This is important to everyone. Watch this!

    tHIS IS THE BEST THIN G

    "You’re better than who you think you are, you’re enough just the way you are, so just be kinder to yourself" 

    <3

    (Source: lunors, via i-am-mishafuckingcollins)

     
     

  10. korra:

    i would describe myself as a “stay-at-home dragon”

    (via gnarly)